I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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