Sponge bath it is.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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