No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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