You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
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Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
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