omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
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I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
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she fell through a window trying to flash someone
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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