I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
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She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
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I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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