she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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