Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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