I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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