She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
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My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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