PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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