I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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