Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(410): View more from Maryland

cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me

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(831): View more from California

atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.

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(805): View more from California

Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are

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(713): View more from Texas

this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy

(1-713): View more from Texas

well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.

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(231): View more from Michigan

the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people

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(812): View more from Indiana

I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.

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(941): View more from Florida

I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.

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(407): View more from Florida

for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning

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