So drunk its hurt
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip πππ
Your skills amaze me
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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