This is evicking siegelnvs
This is fucking ridiculous*
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)