ADVERTISEMENT

• (763): View more from Minnesota

  there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it

  Fav 50 1911 3550

  share tweet
  

• (623): View more from Arizona

  were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.

  Fav 41 4525 1049

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (732): View more from New Jersey

  doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.

  Fav 15 1808 5303

  share tweet
  

• (651): View more from Minnesota

  how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.

  Fav 47 8901 1150

  share tweet
  
• 

  Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (919): View more from North Carolina

  There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place

  Fav 6 1021 4013

  share tweet
  

• (310): View more from California

  Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs

  (310): View more from California

  Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?

  Fav 6 4112 1484

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (219): View more from Indiana

  I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth

  Fav 4 2075 1331

  share tweet
  

• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.

  Fav 10 3715 895

  share tweet
  

• (916): View more from California

  this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse

  (1-916): View more from California

  People like that make this world a better place.

  Fav 3 1992 778

  share tweet
  
• 

  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (607): View more from New York

  I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.

  Fav 14 2625 747

  share tweet
  

• (803): View more from South Carolina

  We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.

  (864): View more from South Carolina

  I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.

  Fav 5 1254 605

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (515): View more from Iowa

  When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?

  Fav 2 1180 601

  share tweet
  

• (870): View more from Arkansas

  I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.

  Fav 3 708 500

  share tweet
  

• (847): View more from Illinois

  this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so

  Fav 1 686 640

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (720): View more from Colorado

  I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.

  (303): View more from Colorado

  Flo's in town, ain't she.

  Fav 4 893 510

  share tweet
  

Randomize