I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
These 17 Delivery Dudes Suck At Their Jobs But Are Winning At Life
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"