TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize