Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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