absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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