There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
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He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
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I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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