It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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