He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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