I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The beer is more important than you right now.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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