you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
