Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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