Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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