Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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