driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
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I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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