cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Bring me that man meat
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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