I need help removing her.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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