Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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