You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
it glows. i had to have it.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
