i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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