Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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