I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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