brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
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I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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