I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
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Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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