is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
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Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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