Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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