Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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