oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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