We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
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She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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