I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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