So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Randomize
