he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I have aggressive nipples.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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