I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
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I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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