Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I came so hard my ears popped.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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