She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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