I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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