Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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