You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
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I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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