I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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