don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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