"it" just moved
Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like going down on your cousin.
Sure it tastes the same, but it ain't right.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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