hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize