y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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