THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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