He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
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Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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