Nicole vs. Life
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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