So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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