bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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