Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
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