Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
where am i from again
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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